I saw my mate Charlie this morning; he's only got one arm, bless him.
I shouted: “Where are you off to Charlie?”
He said “I'm off to change a light bulb.”
Well I just cracked up ... couldn't stop laughing. … then said:
“That's gonna be a bit awkward, init?”
“Not really,” he said, “I still have the receipt, you insensitive *****.”
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