More Burger Jokes

A woman has been taken into hospital after eating horse meat burgers from Tesco. Her condition is said to be stable.
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So they have found a Horse burger in Tesco. What's next, My Lidl pony?          *****************
Not entirely sure how Tesco are going to get over this hurdle.         *****************
Waitress in Tesco asked if I wanted anything on my Burger. So I had a £5 each way !         *****************
Tesco Quarter Pounders: The affordable way to buy your daughter the pony that she's always wanted!         *****************
Had some burgers from tesco for my tea last night.... I still have a bit between my teeth         *****************
Unused HMV vouchers are now being accepted at Tesco. Just tell them HMV means 'Horse Meat Voucher'         *****************
Tesco are now testing all their vegetarian burgers for traces of uniquorn         *****************
Anyone want a burger from Tesco? Yay or neigh?         *****************
"I've just checked the Tesco burgers in my freezer...AND THEY'RE OFF"         *****************
I'm so hungry, I could eat a horse....." I guess Tesco just listened.         *****************
Tesco now forced to deny presence of zebra in burgers, as shoppers confuse barcodes for serving suggestions.         *****************
A cow walks into a bar. Barman says 'why the long face?' Cow says 'Illegal ingredients, coming over here stealing our jobs!'         *****************
I hear the smaller version of those Tesco burgers make great horse d'oeuvres.         *****************
These Tesco burger jokes are going on a bit. Talk about flogging a dead.. NO! NO NO NO!         *****************

Said to the Mrs these Tesco burgers given me terrible trots
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To beef or not to beef, That is equestrian         *****************
Is it a coincidence that HAMBURGERS is a anagram of .SHERGARS BUM..         *****************
Tesco's have released a new liquor to compliment their range of burgers, They're calling it 'Red Rum'.